_________________________________________ / Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's \ | supposed to be "graduate") students | | | | does it take to screw in a light bulb? | | A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make | | my stipend tax-free, give my | | | | advisor a $30,000 grant of the | | taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he | | | | can tell me how to do the gruntwork for | | him so he can take the | | | | credit for answering this incredibly | \ vital question." / ----------------------------------------- \ \ oO)-. .-(Oo /__ _\ /_ __\ \ \( | ()~() | )/ / \__|\ | (-___-) | /|__/ ' '--' ==`-'== '--' '